newton's laws of motion debunked

yes as the title states, i the anchor am here to let everyone know that in fact sir issac newton was wrong. in newton's law of motion, it states that "for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction". now i know that its common place to accept these old school theorems as the gospel truth, but here i will let you know just exactly how wrong newton was. now issac newton was born back in 1643, so at the time i am sure he didn't know what force would lay ahead of him after after he departed this earth. these forces would come in the years 2002 & then in 2005, they are known as mason and connor (x3). my first example that debunks this law is that every time i clean a room (kitchen, bedroom, playroom, etc), they are destroyed by these forces in a matter of minutes (if not seconds most times). when these two forces combine, get out of the way. no matter how many times i try to stop them, they barrel right through me, and anything else in their path. another example is when i make them food, before i can finish even cooking it, these guys have already devoured what was there, and are working on seconds. for those of you who know me, know i'm not much of a science guy, other than having to watch alan alda & bill nye science videos in school, my knowledge in the science fields are non existence. for those of you reading this post & know heath cotter, i remember the first time after he left the bakery to work in construction, and he come into the bakery to chat with everybody. he told me of how most of what he was doing with the construction company was demolition work. i remember the way he spoke about breaking through walls with jackhammers & bringing down the house with all sorts of power tools. i vividly remember my own thoughts of the fun and excitement of wearing a hard hat & driving a crane and demolishing any building in my way. now that a demolition crew with twice (if not more) the power is bringing down my own little cottage, my thoughts aren't as rosy as they once where. so remember when someone tells you "for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction" let them they are wrong, and they can view the evidence by coming to my house (or whats left of it). till next time.